Tag: humor
group name: canyoubelieveit
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July 31, 2008 09:31 PM EDT --
I got this in my email today and I thought it was really funny. Enjoy and have a great night everyone!
Dear Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years.
You have paid me . . . more
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September 07, 2007 02:22 AM EDT --
I received these in my email today, and thought I'd share them with you. Enjoy
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: . . . more
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July 02, 2007 05:02 PM EDT --
I love horses, they are awesome.
Name one breed please. Let's see how many we can name.
I will start off with "Paint"
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July 04, 2007 06:39 PM EDT --
Take your name, and make 3 other words, not a name, out of it, using your letters. First, middle or last name is fine.
Margieanne is me: 1..are...2...nag...3...me
Good luck, have fun!!!
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July 03, 2007 09:54 PM EDT --
Okay, this is what we are going to try. Name any kind of candy in alphebetical order. So, the first one will be A, second B, and so forth. Do you think we can get to Z?
Good luck.
Start with A first.....:) . . . more
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August 17, 2007 03:52 PM EDT --
Beethoven's Grave
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.
A couple days later, someone was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where . . . more
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July 25, 2007 01:34 PM EDT --
Two college football players could not stay up with their classes and the big game was on Friday. The Dean came to the Coach and said, "Coach, I have been getting a lot of complaints from the other . . . more
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July 03, 2007 09:38 PM EDT --
Okay Jeff, this one's for you.
You can make any word, any amount of letters. So, how many words can you, or someone else make? Let's see who the brains are out here.
The word is:
anagram . . . more
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August 06, 2008 10:23 PM EDT --
I glanced over at the tv while I was trying to catch up on my gather, and they were talking about the anthrax doctor story. The part of this that struck me as being funny was they had a picture of a missing . . . more
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August 28, 2007 12:36 AM EDT --
I just got this in my email and thought they were funny:
Your potted plants stay alive.
6 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
You hear your favourite song on the elevator at . . . more
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July 02, 2007 04:12 PM EDT --
Name a breed of dog . Only one please.
I will start off with Papillion.
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July 11, 2007 05:52 PM EDT --
The Queen of Dandelions stood in my front yard
She was planting her seeds, my dog barked hard
I said you're naughty, she gave me a finger salute
Then moved on to my neighbor, not home but at . . . more
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September 07, 2007 08:38 PM EDT --
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. . . . more
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March 10, 2008 11:07 AM EDT --
There is something that has really been bugging me for a long time, and I really want to get it off my chest. What is the deal with men leaving that little tuff of wiskers under there lower lip? I don't . . . more
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July 02, 2007 04:14 PM EDT --
How many cat breeds can we come up with?
Please only name one.
I will start with Lilac Siamese
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July 07, 2008 12:35 PM EDT --
Obviously the Humor Gang has recovered from the long July 4th weekend. (For those living at latitudes and longitudes not tormented by American electoral politics, there is less of an excuse, for instance . . . more
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August 10, 2008 10:48 AM EDT --
A sad sad tale I bring to your distraction today. The local and national news decided not to carry this story, because, quite frankly, nobody could think of a way to write it, so it could entertain . . . more
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August 14, 2007 09:41 PM EDT --
I had one of those "moments" today, the kind where you realize as soon as you finish saying something that it just didn't sound RIGHT.
Since my two youngest children are fairly young, . . . more
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August 18, 2007 08:43 AM EDT --
I rear-ended another car this morning.
I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't . . . more
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August 10, 2007 01:36 PM EDT --
I have a client, she is not elderly, but she has MS. I provide transportation and socialization for her once or twice a week. She does not remember my name, but she knows that she likes me, and . . . more
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