Tag: funny
group name: canyoubelieveit
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August 28, 2007 12:36 AM EDT --
I just got this in my email and thought they were funny:
Your potted plants stay alive.
6 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
You hear your favourite song on the elevator at . . . more
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September 02, 2007 07:50 PM EDT --
Remember when I told you that I did the laundry, and hubby and I ended up with a lot of PINK undies? Hehehhhehe. Well, today it changed to grey. We don't have any cold water, . . . more
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September 07, 2007 08:38 PM EDT --
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. . . . more
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June 27, 2007 10:34 PM EDT --
After reading some rock articles hear and seeing kids getting into "hair metal" it got me thinking about my kids. I'm being told constantly to turn the music down. I always tell them that . . . more
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July 14, 2007 06:07 PM EDT --
I received this in my e-mail, I thought I would share it.
The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if . . . more
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August 14, 2007 09:41 PM EDT --
I had one of those "moments" today, the kind where you realize as soon as you finish saying something that it just didn't sound RIGHT.
Since my two youngest children are fairly young, . . . more
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August 18, 2007 08:43 AM EDT --
I rear-ended another car this morning.
I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't . . . more
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September 02, 2007 06:43 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail and had to share with ya'll.
She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd . . . more
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September 18, 2007 12:51 PM EDT --
Received this in an e-mail had to share it with all.
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything . . . more
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November 27, 2007 11:53 PM EST --
This was sent to me in an email and I don't normally post stuff from somebody else, but I am still laughing so hard that now I cannot go to bed.
A Fart
A fart it . . . more
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August 24, 2007 07:59 PM EDT --
I am in physical therapy now. One of my exercises is to face the wall with my hands on it.
Well today, while I was doing this, one of my cats decided to join me. She walked up to me, meowed, . . . more
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December 12, 2007 04:14 PM EST --
Does anybody care? I do. A lot spelled alot is simply wrong. I see it all the time. It's driving me nuts. Short trip you say? You have no idea. Do you have . . . more
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August 11, 2007 07:37 AM EDT --
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. . . . more
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August 17, 2007 12:19 PM EDT --
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the cow has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot . . . more
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September 02, 2007 07:06 PM EDT --
Another e-mail received that I had to share.
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, . . . more
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July 10, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
Any word, name, item, object, anything that starts with an "i" is the game.
Please post one at a time, thank you my dear friends. Have fun.
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July 10, 2008 07:47 PM EDT --
Names, words, objects, anything that starts with a J, is the game.
Please post one at a time.
Thank you my friends.
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March 28, 2008 06:05 PM EDT --
Just for fun:
You can create videos with your own faces at: Jibjab Sendable Videos .
My daughter and grandsons sent me this video . You need an Adobe Flashplayer to view it and there is a download . . . more
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August 24, 2007 10:35 PM EDT --
This is from my inbox....
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man . . . more
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August 18, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
It's pretty much universally known that duct tape can fix or make just about anything, so tell me...
What kinds of crazy things have YOU used duct tape for???
I have duct taped my children's . . . more
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